Ok... So, not much happened yesterday, actually, nothing happened yesterday, I checked in 2 people... that is it... bored, bored, bored... So I guess folks figured they would make up for it today... WOW, they really didn't have to... REALLY!!!
Today, the police pulled somebody over right in front of TBHTEW and blocked the exit of the parking lot with their cruiser, that was nice, and they stayed their for over an hour, what that guy did to have the cops search his vehicle and keep him detained for over an hour, I don't know, but they did eventually leave, I don't know if it was under his own power or if he was towed away, I couldn't see from where I sit, I just see the flashing lights unless I go look and I got tired of going and looking... so... they did eventually leave...
I had somebody call me and ask if I had any rooms available, what size, how much, could they get them for 2 nights (no we are only open on weekends now), are there fridges in the rooms, how close to the local attractions, every question possible was asked, and when they were done they said thank you for my time and they would discuss it with the wife and maybe be stopping in... I don't think they stopped... but ok, I was waiting for them to ask when the building was built and the name of the person wow built it... I would have said Bob and between 1902 and 1908... because I am a smart ass....
There was a room that got about 134 calls this evening... almost every time the phone rang "Put me to room ..." and every time I would say "Pardon me?" and they would then say "Can you please put me threw to room ..." You know, you think they would have caught on after about the 5th time... I just pretended like I was having trouble hearing them... lol... MANNERS PEOPLE!!!
There was the cutest gay man that came in here tonight... he had a reservation, and his two female companions brought him here so he could leave his stuff in his room before they went out... so one of the girls is filling out the reg card and my Gaydar is just pinging like crazy, and he tells the other girl "I just want to go find the nearest gay bar and have a good time!!!" mean while he is holding a paper mask on a stick that is of a blond girl wearing a tiara!! So cute and funny :) and I tell him that he should go to either ____ or ____ and he looks at me and says "How did you know right away where to go???" and I said "Now... what do you think" and he takes a good look at me and says "OMG, Your a Lesbian?!?! Well, then tell us how to find the way!!" So I did... and then just to make sure that they wouldn't get lost I gave them the address to put into their GPS...lol... Its always good to be helpful :p
Now... There are certain questions that you just do not ask the front desk clerk, and the following is one of them, this is why we put phone books in the room... I got a call from one of the room (happens to be the same room that got the 134 calls) and when I answered the phone this is what I get asked "Hello, I was just wondering if there are any Gentleman's clubs around here?" WTF? Really? If you want to go to a strip joint just ask me if there are any strip joints, cause in the amount of time it took me to think about what you said and then say no, I don't think so, and then hang up while thinking about it, I remembered that there is a strip joint or two in the area, but with you trying to be all high class and everything I totally forgot about them in the midst of me trying not to laugh at you.... There is nothing wrong with going to a Strip club, it made me laugh that you are staying HERE and trying to sound all uppity... Thanks for the laugh buddy :)
So that is all for this weekend, unless something great happens in the next hour... then I guess I will be back... Have a great week :)
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