Monday, August 3, 2009

20 minutes left on the dryer... lets see what we can write about :)

Not a lot happened this evening... a lady checked in, and then checked out about 5 minutes later... I put her in a room at the end of the hotel, we have some foreign students staying in the hotel and after one room of them checked out we keep having that one room have problems... there was one night that a guy rented that room and when he walked into that room there was a guy standing in his room, the guy understandably wanted a refund and he left... tonight this lady rents a room, I put her in that room and when she goes to walk in to the room the door isn't even locked! She pushes the door open and the air conditioner is on (it isn't suppose to be), there are crumbs on the bed like somebody was sitting in there eating, and there was toothpaste on the mirror, she also said that the door above that room was also opened and that she just didn't feel comfortable staying there tonight... hhhmmm... Me thinks that one of the students has a key and they don't want to turn it in... Besides that.. Nothing exciting...

So... On to the infomercials... There were a TON of them on tonight, and everytime I tried to change channels a would end up with a new infomercial after just a little bit... So pathetic...

First infomercial was about "Coin Bears" These are bears with coin sealed onto some part of their body's... AND with the price they were asking it was a STEAL!!! They had collectors trying to call in and buy up ALL the bears, so we should call RIGHT NOW and get us one each of these 10 bears... Ya... No thank you...

2nd infomercial of the day was for something called the "Bump-It"... This little product (I don't know how we have lived without it THIS long) puts a huge lump on your head, so your hair will stick up, kind of like a speed bump for jokes, so you have more time to get them... and not only will you get these two regular size ones you can also get FOR FREE (just pay shipping and handling) 2 ponytail bump-its... so your ponytails can have bumps... Isn't that great???

and for the final infomercial of the day... it was for a Male Sexual Enhancement product :) Now I am not 100% sure what it does, but I do remember a testimonial from one Happy customer "I gained 1 whole inch" and there motto... and it made me laugh every time they said it "You have nothing to lose and A LOT to gain" So the basis of this product is to make your Madhood bigger... ok, that is great! However... until they put Skill in a bottle, size isn't going to matter... Sorry guys... but if you don't know how to write your name, you really should just keep your pencil in the case, cause your essay is just going to disappoint all people involved :)

So... Besides hearing the infomercials, moping, wiping, and laundry... Not a lot happened today... :) Don't worry, Be Happy :)

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