abomination sitting in a chair behind my desk! I HATE SpongeBob. I was asked by SG to please watch out for this huge monstrosity until tomorrow because it would not fit in her vehicle today... what else could I say? Of course I will! Smile, Smile... Gag...So, here I am at work, with a freaking stuffed toy that is almost as big as I am! And I have lots to do... Well buddy, you are going to earn your keep! So get to work!
First order of business... You need to make sure that we have all the Reservations for tomorrow, so get your happy little butt on that computer and check to see if they are all in there!
He did a decent enough job with the reservations on the computer, once he stopped all that damned giggling, I thought I was going to have to muzzle him! OMG... And he is a little slow, so by the time he was finished with that I noticed it was almost 2am, and it was time to do a few wake up calls, so I handed him the Wake-Up call sheet and told him to call the room and get them up... He did... but once again with the damned giggling... I don't know how people handle that crap on a day to day basis!?!?!
So we finally got the Wake-Up calls done, then we needed to start with the cleaning, we had to mop a few floors, I told him to get that done while I got some laundry folded... he didn't want to, he sat his whiny little but down on a chair and said he was tired!!! WTF?? How are you tired?? I am the old one... So I ended up mopping the floors by myself... and he sat there like a little freaking princess!!!
I guess it was a good thing he sat there... cause while I was gone the phone rang and he took a reservation over the phone, he forgot to write down all the info, but he did get the girls name and address, I think BL is going to fuss a little because he forgot to get a credit card number, but it was his first time, so he
should be given a little slack... right??I almost forgot... I did feed him lunch also... all I had was Tea and some lifesavers, but I also found an apple and some crackers, he didn't complain, so I think it was enough...
After lunch there was still a bit of laundry left, so I made him help me finish it... he wasn't really good at it because he has T-Rex arms, so really all he did was stand there and hold what I folded... But at least it all got done...
I think that the next time somebody leaves one of these things here I am going to go put it in a room, cover it up with a blanket, and let it sleep the night away, because I just don't have it in me to take care of things all night long while I am trying to get my job done... I can't entertain and work...
(Ok... just in case there is anybody out there that doesn't get it, none of the above is true... that thing is a stuffed critter, it didn't do any of what I said, I put it in a chair and took pictures solely for entertainment value. The only part that has any truth to it was that my co-worker did in fact leave here at work, that is it... so PLEASE, do not get excited that SB is going to come see you or something... ok... Disclaimer done)
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