Do you ever wonder what is happening at your place of employment on your day off???
Yeah... Me neither... ROTFLMAO....
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This blog you are about to read is true... the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Take these posts with a grain of salt, they are my expeariences times 10.
This Blog was started for my Therapy and your entertainment, no harm was ment and no animals were hurt in the making...
Enjoy!
This Blog was started for my Therapy and your entertainment, no harm was ment and no animals were hurt in the making...
Enjoy!
Players in my Hotel
Co-Worker :
Surfer Girl = SG
Boss Lady = BL
3rd shift guy = Princess... the Hotel ate him
2nd shift guy = Calvin... the Hotel ate him
Occational Laundry Doer = OLD
Cutie Pie = CP
That one chick that works second shift= E... The Hotel ate her
New Chick on Second Shift = Obe-1
Guy that covers 3rd shift so I can have 2 days off a week = Faceless
Newest Chick on second Shift = Zena
Worse Maid Ever = Martha
Others:
Dumb Ass Fucking Idiots = DAFI
Drunk Idiots = DI
TBHTEW = The Best Hotel There Ever Was
(More people will be added as needed)
Surfer Girl = SG
Boss Lady = BL
3rd shift guy = Princess... the Hotel ate him
2nd shift guy = Calvin... the Hotel ate him
Occational Laundry Doer = OLD
Cutie Pie = CP
That one chick that works second shift= E... The Hotel ate her
New Chick on Second Shift = Obe-1
Guy that covers 3rd shift so I can have 2 days off a week = Faceless
Newest Chick on second Shift = Zena
Worse Maid Ever = Martha
Others:
Dumb Ass Fucking Idiots = DAFI
Drunk Idiots = DI
TBHTEW = The Best Hotel There Ever Was
(More people will be added as needed)
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Smart people who will not be staying at The Best Hotel There Ever Was
That one thing they offer...
The Cedar Point Discoint = Its a pepsi can, and on the back it says $7 off...
No... we do not have a Cedar Point Shuddle... Yes, I know the thing online says we do... But we don't... I'm sorry... I'm just the desk clerk...
Nope... No complimentary toothbrushes...
Nope... No complimentary razors...
Nope... No internet in the rooms... You have to sit in the lobby and hope real hard that it will work...
I know that the website said all kinds of stuff and promised you all kinds of stuff... but in actuallity... it lied... I'm really sorry.. But my Boss Lady will be here in the morning if you would like to talk to her...
But I can give you some extra towels if you would like.
Have a great evening :)
No... we do not have a Cedar Point Shuddle... Yes, I know the thing online says we do... But we don't... I'm sorry... I'm just the desk clerk...
Nope... No complimentary toothbrushes...
Nope... No complimentary razors...
Nope... No internet in the rooms... You have to sit in the lobby and hope real hard that it will work...
I know that the website said all kinds of stuff and promised you all kinds of stuff... but in actuallity... it lied... I'm really sorry.. But my Boss Lady will be here in the morning if you would like to talk to her...
But I can give you some extra towels if you would like.
Have a great evening :)
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July
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- I have proof that we are the Hotel from Hell!!!
- Migrain...
- If you are a Maid.. don't stay in a hotel.. EVER!!!
- How sad is it...
- The BL has found the blog...
- I was informed... Oops...
- Is it a Felony or a Mistomeanor?
- On your day off...
- Real stuff...
- You left what at my work? And you want me to watch...
- Holy Bat Crap.. You Didn't Have To Make Up For It!!
- OMG! The Gun/Bat guy is HERE!!
- Only in TBHTEW would you hear this conversation:
- I guess they can't read...
- Our bat is still here... and people are scared...
- When I said to bring a Bat... I was kidding...
- That list...
- Breakfast.. Its called Express
- Check your room before you leave... seriously!!
- I just took a phone call... 7-6-09
- Can I get some excitement??
- The week in review...
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July
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