Only in TBHTEW would you hear this conversation:

SG: Aren't nuts suppose to be crunchy?

ME while I am in the laundry room : Yes

SG: I think there is something wrong with my Nuts

Me still in laundry room: What is wrong with your nuts?

SG: They aren't salty either

Me still in L room: Your Nuts aren't salty???

SG: My nuts aren't crunchy or salty...

Me: So... Your haven't a problem with your nuts this morning?

SG: Yes... They don't taste right...

Me: Your nuts don't taste right?

SG: No... Come here and taste my nuts... Tell me if they are suppose to taste like this...

Me: But I don't want to taste your nuts..

SG: My raisins seam ok... nice and juicy and sweet...

Me: Well... that is good...

Me: (I took a bite of a nut) Ewww... your right... these nuts are not salty at all, and they are stale... your nuts are stale and nasty! (spit-spit-spit)

SG: I KNEW there was something wrong with my nuts...

Yes... she kept eating the nuts and raisins...lol...