Saturday, June 6, 2009

Bike week begins...

Today was the first day that I worked for Bike week... it was fairly uneventful for me... not so much for the others... We were overbooked... so BL had to stay late, she worked 16 hours today.... SG had to stay till 2am, she was NOT happy... We have a new guy that is going to be working 2nd shift, Calvin, as in Calvin the underwear maker... cause he makes me think of an underwear model...lol... hey, nobody else gets to keep or pick their names on here... to bad for him... I think that Princess works with me tonight, straight guys make me nervous, so we will see how that goes! I do fine when I am around them for a little bit, but after a while they start to bother me... So... Lets get on to what happened at The Best Hotel There Ever Was...

I don't know if our HouseKeepers have forgotten how to restock the rooms, or they just didn't feel like it... BUT... I had at least 6 guests come down and tell me that they didn't have towels, soap or shampoo stuff in their rooms... so I hooked them up with all that stuff... And I smiled while I did it :) Yeah me...

I saw the future of my oldest son... there is an animation convention in town... and I there was a computer geek in out hotel trying to find a different hotel to go to since ours was full... and this poor guy couldn't dress himself to save his life... his cloths didn't match, he wasn't wearing shoes, his hair needed brushed and cut, and he talked really smart...lol... OMG... it was my oldest son in 10 years...lol... AND he had 2 friends with him... one was wearing a costume!! and the other one had long hair and was also oddly dressed... Yes... I saw my sons future... but it wasn't bad... cause he obviously had enough money to be able to travel to an animation convention... so that is fine :)

I had a DAFI in TBHTEW tonight... They called down to me at the front desk and asked me if I would please do something about all the motorcycles coming in and out of the parking lot... HELLO... It is Bike Week... What the hell do you expect?? I am soooo sorry... I will go outside and stand at all 3 of the entrances and ask those bikers to please turn theirs bikes off and coast into the parking lot so you can get your beauty sleep since you decided to book a room during BIKE WEEK!!! O.M.G. .... Yes... I DO Love my Job...

You know that sign out front that says Vacancy... It lies... We don't actually have any rooms available.. I'm sooo sorry... but for some reason unknown to me, I am not allowed to turn it off... I'm just not... when you come in here and ask me for a room I have to tell you where you can go get a room... cause I magically know this info... or I can find out... really I can... lol... And when you walk in here with a beer in your hand and your 2 obnoxious buddy's and ask for a room really loudly and I try to tell you where you can get a room but you don't listen... you don't deserve a room anyways... BTW... Thank your buddy for listening... cause he got you a room next door... because he did listen... and wasn't obnoxious... DAFI...

Bike Week = Bikes - Babes - Beer ... right?? How about another B word for you... how about Bail bonds man?? How about 4am and a very nice polite young man showing up at my front desk for a phone book so he can look up Bail Bonds? That wasn't something I was anticipating... Interesting... yes.. anticipating...no... Poor guy, his fellow Bike club member got popped with a DUI... so he had to go bail him out... but first he had to wait for him to be processed... they were both staying at TBHTEW so of coarse he had to come up here for help... and I did.. I was a great night auditor... I got him a phone book, and directed him toward the nearest ATM... He was very polite and explained what the patches on his jacket meant... I felt bad for him... But really... his friend should not have been driving drunk... I have lost enough friends from drunk driving that I don't feel bad for his friend at all... dumb ass should have gotten a taxi...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Loving the stories. Background coming soon. Sorry got busy with a bunch of other crap!