Seasonal means...

That the hotel is closed all winter long...

As in not opened....

As in nobody comes in and cleans...

As in the spiders move in...

And they grow... HUGE...

And the flys... are HUGE.... cause nobody is there to kill them....

And it smells when we open...

Sorry...

If you want to have a nice place to sleep...

go somewhere else...

Somewhere that is open all year around....

Somewhere that has maids to clean before they open...

I will do my best to be friendly to you...

I will give clean towels..

I will give you Pepsi cans...

I will give you a room key...

And I will set out your complimentary breakfast (um ya, that would be frozen danishes and Cinnamon rolls, you have fun with that...lol... We set that out on second shift to defrost and I put them on a platter around 5:30am)

But I will not be having anybody I know stay at my hotel... nope... Sorry....

TTFN